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Meanwhile, back at the ranch…Happy Friday. It’s a beautiful fall day here at the ranch, the leaves have really started to turn, some have even started to fall from the branches, much to my dismay.

It’s warmed up enough to awaken the boxelder bugs and hornets, two really annoying bugs that have no purpose in this world. I particularly like it when a hornet flies directly into my hair for no reason and gets stuck there. Waving my arms frantically, screeching and running in circles in my favorite fall activity.

I also like it when I randomly find a boxelder bug climbing up my bare arm. I have to say, the lack of bugs is a really huge perk to the season fully changing into winter. I’m not moving to the Amazon anytime soon. Anyway,  Edie’s sitting in her chair eating popcorn and watching Bubble Guppies and my back hurts like a bitch so since I’ve decided to parent from my recliner for a second before we load up and head to the rodeo in town, I thought I’d gather some random thoughts to take us all into the weekend. I promise to be inspirational.#1. Ok, so my pregnancy app informed me today that I am 3.

And if this is the cabbage they’re referring to, then I believe it. Seriously, that cabbage, grown by one of our local farmers, is holding a lot of coleslaw waiting to happen there…. Yeah, I’m feeling like I’m cartin’ around a lot of baby these days. This second pregnancy thing in my mid- thirties is no joke. Especially when you combine it with toting around a 3. Which brings me to#2.

This. Damn. Dress. It’s all she will wear. When we wake her up in the morning for daycare I can trick her into a proper outfit because she’s not fully awake, but as soon as she gets home she runs to her closet saying “dresssss, dressss!” and no other dress will do.

Nothing twirls the same. Nothing else will do for dancing. Or flossing. Or hiking.

Or relaxing. Or hauling rocks. Or playing the drums.

The only thing that makes her happier is when I’m in a dress too. And even though I’ve spent plenty on a variety of adorable outfits that I will be wrestling her into each time we go in public, I think it’s so amazing to see how tiny humans develop their preferences so early in their lives. Because it’s not like we’re watching lots of princess shows or getting dressed up for parties very often around here, but this girl knows what makes her feel pretty and powerful, and this hand- me- down- dress just happens to be the thing for now. I’m hoping she’ll bend a bit on the wardrobe thing soon, but let’s be honest, I wore strictly leotards, tights and leg warmers my entire second year of life, so I deserve this.#3. The Pony situation. Gramma took Edie to ride a pony last weekend at Applefest while I was singing.

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I’ve been in the market for a pony for her, since, well, let’s be honest, since before she was born, and it looks like my little wish is going to come true tomorrow thanks to a generous friend. We’re going to pick us up a pony named Mascot tomorrow morning and I’m so excited!!!#4. October’s coming up and like the true nerd I am, I’ve already got our costumes figured out. But if you’re looking for an idea, I think this is a home run. You’re welcome.#5. Here’s a picture of my sweet niece, baby Ada. I’ve cleansed your pallet).

We’re heading in to see her in a bit and I know you’re jealous, of the snuggles and her hair. She’s the tiniest, sweetest, most snuggly baby ever and in so many ways the opposite of her cousin Edie (who wasn’t snuggly or tiny and was bald) but who can’t get enough of her. It’s been so fun watching my little sister figure out this motherhood thing. She’s great at it.

Tomorrow the two of us are going to stroll our baby daughters in a 5. K “fun” run/walk. I put “fun” in quotes given that I can barely walk, or even waddle these days. It was her idea and I’m going to blame her for every ache and pain I endure as the aftermath of such “fun.”#6.

My garden wasn’t great this year, but I’m blaming the hot weather. This is the last of the harvest, besides the carrots I’ll be digging up for a while. I used it to make Husband’s Garden Tomato Soup and you should too if you get a chance. Here’s the recipe if you need it again. It’s heaven.#7. Speaking of recipes, there are a few more in the book.

I just placed my third re- order and it seems like they’re going fast. So if you want to stock up on a great Christmas gift for the storytellers/ranch dwellers/prairie lovers/nature appreciators in your life, you can order it here (www. I’ll sign it and send it along. Get it before it’s gone again!#8. My sweet tooth game is strong. This is different from my last pregnancy.

I’m taking guesses on boy or girl. My hunch is a boy, and so was the hunch of the random lady in the post office, who was right about the girl thing last time, so we’ll see. Wow, it won’t be too long before we see! Time goes fast, except the last two months of pregnancy.

These months are lasting seven years. Anyway, I better go. I wanna grab a scoop of ice cream from the freezer before we head to town. Thanks for reading. Much love to you all and much hope that you can take a lesson from the beloved Pooh this weekend. See, told ya I’d be inspirational.

Peace, Love and Chip ‘n Mint,Jessie and Edie.